It might not have looked like it in 2001, but in 2011 it’s clear. This is not the story of a talented but under-appreciated man whose products were influential while his company flailed and failed while others made billions on his good ideas.
This is a story of victory. In the end, the world embraced Apple. It embraced Steve Jobs. And the world’s a better place because he was in it.
This week on The Incomparable, I talked with Dan Moren, Scott McNulty, and David J. Loehr about an incredibly fun sci-fi book series, “The Expanse.” It’s going to be a SyFy TV series soon, but I highly recommend the books, starting with the Hugo-nominated “Leviathan Wakes.”
Also posting over on The Incomparable this week:
Hollywood Reporter TV Critic Tim Goodman and I talk about the return of “The Walking Dead,” and other TV zombies, plus what premieres to watch for in the coming week.
Scott McNulty exposed Lex Friedman to his first-ever “Star Trek” episode, with humorous results.
A bunch of goblins made life miserable for Dragonforge and Associates in Total Party Kill, our D&D podcast.
Moze and Lisa broke down the latest two episodes of “Sons of Anarchy.”
Glenn Fleishman, Scott McNulty, and David J. Loehr discussed this week’s “Doctor Who” episode, “Kill the Moon.”
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October 3, 2014 10:20 AM PT
Note: This story has not been updated for several years.
Last week Microsoft announced Windows 10, an update that tries to pull the tablet chocolate out of the traditional PC peanut butter. And while the conversation about Windows 10 should really be about how Satya Nadella seems to be backing his company’s flagship product away from the abyss, instead the focus seems to be on the name.
You see, Windows 10 is the next update after Windows 8. Imagine if Apple had announced the iPhone 7 last month instead of the iPhone 6. Microsoft skipped Windows 9! Numbers are confusing.
If it sounds like an April Fool’s joke, that’s because it was—last year.
Old Mac users may recall that there was a period where a version of Mac OS X was shipping (the first betas of OS X Server) while Mac OS 9 still hadn’t appeared. Apple jumped from OS 8 to OS X, and Mac OS 9 (which was initially beta tested as Mac OS 8.7) was a backfill release that ended up as the final version of the classic Mac OS. (Rest in peace, Mac OS 9—No, seriously, Steve Jobs held a funeral for it.)
Who can blame Apple and Microsoft for being attracted to the number ten? Our species is born with ten fingers and ten toes. It’s natural. It’s a good marketing name.
But the name also apparently solves a major compatibility problem, owing to the fact that two previous versions of Windows were named Windows 95 and Windows 98. A reddit user named cranbourne posted that many third-party products test compatibility with those versions by searching for a version string that begins with “Windows 9”.
LOL at the "real" reason MSFT went straight to Windows 10! This code is all over the place: https://t.co/mHqYMPDocw) pic.twitter.com/t6UI8XVHCd
— Christer Kaitila (@McFunkypants) October 1, 2014
Sure enough, a visit to searchcode.com reveals more than 4,000 examples of developers using the phrase if(osName.startsWith("Windows 9") to check for Windows 95 and 98. So maybe jumping to Windows 10 is also a pragmatic choice.
This sounds ridiculous enough to be an Internet hoax, yet it appears to be real. And it led to a pretty funny joke from Ray Ozzie, developer of the ancient Windows program Lotus Notes:
@rozzieOh no. I wrote code in Lotus Notes that checked for “Windows 1”. Whew: Tried on Win 10 beta drop. Yes Notes reverts to Win V1 mode, but still feels usable & quite modern. pic.twitter.com/poTqOhLWoM
— Ray Ozzie (@rozzie) October 3, 2014
Apple’s been riding X—Roman numeral style, of course—for 13 years. And the Windows experts I’ve been reading all seem pretty excited about what Microsoft is planning. Who knows? Maybe Microsoft will find some success and stability at the number ten, just like Apple has. And all without even requiring a funeral for Windows 9.
Where the hell did Windows 9 go? Does Apple have a QA problem? Are Lex’s and John’s spouses right not to upgrade to iOS 8? We answer none of these questions.
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This week on Clockwise, Dan Moren and I are joined by Myke Hurley and Casey Liss to discuss the prospects for Apple Pay, Apple and software quality, adapting apps to the iPhone 6 Plus, and our nostalgia for unloved old tech. Plus, Myke tells us what they call candy in England.
David Sparks has some sage advice for people like me who are tempted by the idea of a Retina iMac:
Having used a retina MacBook Pro now for two years, I can tell you I love it. After all of this time I still sometimes look at text on this screen and just drool. I’m so spoiled. If Apple releases a retina iMac I’m sure it is going to be gorgeous. I do, however, have a few tips if you are thinking about this currently-mythical device.
His fourth tip is the best one: Don’t let yourself be tempted. Don’t even look at it.
October 1, 2014 3:29 PM PT
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I really didn’t react well to Tim O’Reilly’s essay, “What Amazon, iTunes, and Uber teach us about Apple Pay“, and for the last day I’ve been trying to figure out why.
O’Reilly’s a smart guy. And I don’t think he’s wrong in suggesting that sometimes we demand improvements in horse technology and miss the fact that the invention of the automobile is just around the corner.
And yet he seems to be throwing Apple Pay under the bus in order to promote other payment methods (including one O’Reilly invests in) that represent a fantasy world of a connected future that probably won’t ever come to be. It’s a little like saying the Apple Watch isn’t really relevant because the sun’s going to run out of fuel and burn the Earth.
O’Reilly doesn’t like Apple Pay because it’s a “digital facsimile of a process that is already on its way to becoming obsolete.” His point is that when he summons an Uber, he doesn’t need to identify himself or calculate a tip or pay the bill manually—it’s all done for him. This, says O’Reilly, is a “truly disruptive service” that has “already done away with the old payment model.”
To summon an Uber, O’Reilly needs to take his phone out of his pocket, launch the Uber app, and tap a few times. If those steps sound familiar, it’s because they’re not that different from how one would buy some groceries at Whole Foods using Apple Pay. The phone comes out at the start of the process, rather than the end, but it still comes out.
O’Reilly is proud that he “never searches for his wallet” when he takes an Uber, but he had to pull his wallet out in order to sign up for Uber, and every time his credit-card number changes he’ll need to update that information.
Once an iPhone is set up with Apple Pay, it’s a one-touch system for payment and optional identification. The number that gets transmitted is not your credit card number, so it’s more secure. If you’re shopping at a store that has a loyalty card system, and you wish to add that information to your iPhone, you can pass that along too.
I’ve ridden in Uber cars a few times, and it’s a very cool experience. But transactions require validation. Uber validates by connecting your phone to Uber’s servers and drivers using the Uber app. Apple Pay validates by transmitting a secure string of digits that your bank will translate and accept. These examples don’t seem to be opposite at all. They both use your phone to validate your identity and confirm your purchase.
And of course, it goes without saying that an Uber transaction is about as simple as it gets. When I walk up to the Whole Foods checkout line with my fresh ground peanut butter, a Stone Smoked Porter, and some aged Manchego, how do I get an Uber class experience? Even if RFID technology improved to the point that I could just walk out of the store and be automagically charged, I’d still need to validate my purchase in some way, a la Apple Pay.
Sure, maybe O’Reilly’s post bugged me because he’s playing the familiar game of using recent Apple product news as a strawman to compare to an utterly different kind of technology, while throwing in coded phrases like “Apple hype machine.” (Replying to a comment on his own article, O’Reilly declares, “What I wrote wasn’t really about Apple Pay.” Of course it wasn’t.)
But I think what really rankles is that Tim O’Reilly is applying his vision to a Silicon Valley utopia where people take Ubers to their Cover-booked restaurants, always operating on their own recognizance and never, ever waiting for the check. There’ll be spandex jackets, one for everyone.
Apparently these people never go to the supermarket.
I normally wait for my print copy of Vogue to arrive before reading the articles, but in the case of Robert Sullivan’s profile of Jony Ive, I’ll make an exception:
You might spot the occasional photo of him out in the world—at the White House for a design award; in London being knighted, as he was two years ago, by Princess Anne; at a pizza dinner in San Francisco, sitting with Yahoo’s Marissa Mayer and various Silicon Valley execs. But one of the very natural settings for the real Jony Ive is a workshop at Apple HQ.
We all seem to want to make Ive into this larger-than-life figure (he’s friends with Bono, hello!), but it seems to me that Ive is happiest when he’s hard at work inside his design studio.
I was the guest of Sarah Lane on this week’s MacBreak Weekly, along with my pals Andy Ihnatko and Rene Ritchie.
This iPhone charger seems legit. Senal number checks out too.
http://t.co/hrMiEBxcI0 pic.twitter.com/Ooj6xQbLGA
— Meredith Frost (@MeredithFrost) September 26, 2014
(By the way, if the approximately 80 podcasts I’m already on aren’t enough for you, you can track my guest appearances here.)
However, the experience came with a hefty price tag. With round-trip tickets costing up to $18,400, it was completely unattainable for most people. Formerly, the only way for an average person to fly in the Suites was to take out a bank loan. And then I remembered that most of my personal net worth exists in frequent flier miles rather than cash.
As we debate the price of the Apple Watch Edition, it’s interesting to get a peek into some of the products that are tailored to the high-end market. Like, say, a $18,400 plane ticket.
(Update: Fireballed. Cached version here. Reddit thread on possible plagiarized portions here. More on content copying on Andy’s Travel Blog.)
Noelle Stevenson’s excellent webcomic “Nimona” has wrapped up its story after 251 pages. You can read the entire story from the beginning online, and it will be coming out next May in print from HarperCollins.
so stupidly emotional right now ugh
— Noelle Stevenson (@Gingerhazing) September 30, 2014
“Nimona” is the story of Lord Ballister Blackheart, a villain in a kingdom that’s a strange combination of fantasy and sci-fi. His nemesis is the goody-goody Ambrosius Goldenloin, and boy, do they have a history. Changing the traditional villain/hero balance of power is the entrance of Nimona, a shapeshifting youngster who pushes Blackheart to improve his evil plans and think even bigger.
If you like comics, go read it.
Project Photoshop Streaming enables selected participants to access Photoshop on Chromebooks. Applications delivered via streaming are easy to access and easy to manage. Even better, streaming apps work directly with files in Google Drive, so no need to download and re-upload files – just edit directly in the cloud.
I’ve got a Chromebook Pixel and it’s a great piece of hardware, but I almost never use it. Too many parts of my workflow rely on apps that just don’t have good in-browser equivalents, and if it doesn’t run in the browser, it doesn’t run on Chrome. Bringing major desktop apps like Creative Cloud to Chromebooks would be a big step forward.
Part of the appeal of Chrome as a platform is that it’s simple and everything happens in the browser—but if you’re someone who can’t do your job in a browser, it’s a platform that doesn’t make sense. Between this announcement and the fact that Android apps are coming to Chrome, Chrome seems to be transforming into a platform that’s much more than an operating system for running web apps.
Episode 3 of your favorite new tech podcast featuring an American and an Englishman is here. This week Myke and I discuss the perils of online streaming services and the uniquely modern problem of having 1TB of Dropbox storage, among other issues.
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Brent Simmons, creator of NetNewsWire, developer of Vesper, and general raconteur in the Apple community, is going to work for Omni Group.
Omni is one of the great Cocoa development companies, and they’ve grown slowly and steadily over many years. They write lovable productivity apps — not just great iOS apps but also great Mac apps. They’re generous to and respectful of their users, employees, and of the local development community. Their values and ambitions align perfectly with mine.
The Omni Group makes great products and Brent’s a great developer. Congratulations to both of them. (And yes, Brent says he will continue to develop Vesper.)
9to5 Mac’s Mark Gurman reports that retina iMacs are on the way.
A new line of iMacs with ultra high-resolution Retina Displays is in late testing stages within Apple, according to our sources who have used the future desktop computer… The fact that the iMac is in late testing indicates that Apple could be preparing to launch it alongside OS X Yosemite this fall…
(Blogger Jack March says a 27-inch Retina iMac is on the way.)
A source familiar with Apple’s plans tells me that Apple is indeed planning to launch a Retina iMac at their next press event, however the 27”³ Model will be the only model that gets this feature. The source says the new 27”³ iMac will use a 5120 x 2880 panel as leaked in the OSX Yosemite code a few months ago. This resolution is double the current resolution of the 27”³ iMac which is 2560×1440.
I have been hoping that this year would be the year of Retina on the desktop, and it looks like it might squeak in right under the wire. A Retina iMac would be great, though it sounds like external Retina displays and devices that can drive them might not be in the mainstream for a while yet.
I wasn’t ever planning to buy an iMac again, but if a fancy Retina iMac drops from the sky later this year, it’s going to be an awfully tough decision.
September 29, 2014 8:08 AM PT
Note: This story has not been updated for several years.
[This is probably the first in a series of posts about nerdy podcast things. Apologies to everyone who’s not a podcaster. Are there people left who aren’t yet hosting their own podcasts? Your time will come…]
At WWDC this year, I hosted a bunch of podcasters in IDG’s podcast studio. (You can drive up to Mill Valley and use my garage next year, folks.) During the recording of Accidental Tech Podcast, I noticed something interesting: Marco Arment was streaming his show live from his iPad.
As someone who streams his own podcasts live, I was intrigued by Marco’s setup. And while Marco uses this particular setup when he’s on the road (he has a mixing board when he’s at home), for the past few months I’ve been using the same setup to stream The Incomparable. From an iPad mini. (I usually use Nicecast from Rogue Amoeba, but various aspects of my Mac’s audio system began behaving strangely when I started using the Yosemite betas.)
In fact, one of the great advantages to this approach is that you don’t have to deal with the Mac’s finicky sound system, which should be much better than it is. (I’d like to be able to, for example, route a couple of USB microphones and the audio from a couple of Mac apps into a virtual input that gets sent out over Skype. There was some great software that used to do this, but most of it died when Lion was released, believe it or not.) Some new software is slowly starting to appear that fills in the gaps, but the beauty of using an iOS device to stream audio is that your Mac doesn’t have to worry about any of that—all it has to do is play sound, which it’s doing already.
The centerpiece of what I’ve taken to calling the Marco Method is the Behringer UCA202, a $30 USB audio interface. Combine that with Apple’s Lightning to USB Camera Adapter, plug into your iOS device, and you’ve got the start of something. (Yes, iOS devices supply enough power to the UCA202 to keep it running, which is not the case with many USB-based audio interfaces.)
Next up is an RCA-to-minijack cable. The RCA inputs plug into the UCA202, and the minjack goes where I would normally plug my headphones—when I’m podcasting, that’s my Blue Yeti USB microphone. The UCA202 has its own headphone jack and volume plug, so I plug my headphones in there and can ride the volume wheel to get the right volume for my ears, separate from the right volume for the live stream.
That’s the hardware side. On the software side, Marco discovered a $5 app by Anthony Myatt called iCast Pro. It’s not much to look at, and it’s an iPhone app so it runs in blown-up mode on an iPad, but it connects directly to an Icecast server, which is what both of us use to stream live. The Icecast server then relays the audio stream to anyone who wants to tune in.
This approach doesn’t provide any way to charge the battery of the iOS device you’re using to stream, but my fully charged iPad mini could probably stream for five hours before running out of juice. I haven’t yet had the chance to test out this setup in the field, but it really allows you to stream live from just about anywhere. Thanks for the tip, Marco.
Chris Phin, one of my longtime tech-journalism counterparts (he was editor in chief at Future in the UK), is leaving his job in a month after 12 years. His descriptions of where he’s been and where he’s going hit really close to home for me:
The more senior I’ve gotten, the more I end up merely administering rather than creating stuff. And I miss that. I miss writing, I miss researching, I miss communicating with an audience. I’m excited about being excited again.
We will greet you with open arms here on the other side, Chris.
This week on The Incomparable I talked with Philip Michaels, Lex Friedman, Lisa Schmeiser, Monty Ashley, and David J. Loehr about the best people to ever appear on “Saturday Night Live”. But because I just can’t help myself, we structured the whole thing like a fantasy sports draft.
Why build fantasy sports teams when you can build a fantasy sketch-comedy team? On the occasion of the debut of season 40 of “Saturday Night Live,” we assemble six different SNL fantasy casts from the very first cast to the most recent vintage. Almost everyone gets a Phil Hartman! But only after a whole bunch of rules debates.
Also posting over on The Incomparable this week:
Glenn Fleishman, Dan Moren, and I reviewed this week’s episode of “Doctor Who,” “The Caretaker.”
Scott McNulty and Monty Ashley broke down “I, Mudd”, one of the most humorously ridiculous episodes of the original “Star Trek,” which contains a couple of my favorite scenes of anything ever.
And in non-Incomparable podcasting, I appeared on the Preservation State podcast with Philip Mozolak, Christopher Radliff, and Brett Terpstra.