By John Moltz
November 15, 2024 2:00 PM PT
This Week in Apple: The good ship AI runs aground

Rumors have Apple prepping a home hub, the company continues to be a target for regulations abroad, and AI runs into some diminishing returns.
Camera obscura
Sure, you’ve used Apple products in your home before, but have you ever used one on your home? Come next March, girl, you just might.
“Apple targeting March release for new wall-mounted smart display product: report”
The product will take the form of “a wall-mounted display” that resembles a traditional home security panel.
The device will run Apple Intelligence, be priced “far less than” $1,000, and will show a grid of icons for a number of status indicators such as the temperature, stocks (eye roll), and appointments.
It will feature a square display that Bloomberg says is roughly 6 inches and “about the size of two iPhones side by side, with a thick edge around the display.”
Sources indicate Apple already hates the thick edge with a fiery passion and will stop at nothing to get rid of it.
The device will also feature a camera, so it’s unclear if it’s the same product as this:
“Kuo: Apple Planning Smart Home Camera and New AirPods With More Health Features”
Kuo said mass production of Apple’s smart home camera is scheduled to begin in 2026, and the company apparently aims to sell tens of millions of them over the long term.
Bigger than a Vision Pro but smaller than an iPhone. Got it.
More regulatory fun
Apple is facing more regulatory scrutiny as the EU is back at it again.
“Apple gets EU warning for prohibited ‘geo-blocking practices’ on the App Store and other services”
But if people in the EU watch our shows, what are we going to watch?! Univision?!
The legislation Apple is charged with violating has been on the books since 2018, so this shouldn’t exactly come as a surprise to the company.
What might come as a surprise is that even China now appears to be getting in on the game.
“Apple Faces Epic Games-Style China Lawsuit Over App Store Practices”
In this case, the company filing the complaint says Apple’s App Store rules are “inconsistent”.
Shocking charge. First I’m hearing of this. Very surprising, if true.
The developer notes that after their original app was removed, they successfully published an identical app under a different name…
“We put glasses and a mustache on our app and you accepted it!” I hope someone translates the proceedings of this one.
Fashionably late
Aaaaaand… TIME!
OK, who had Friday, November 15th 2024 for when the AI bubble would pop?
“AI Companies Reportedly Struggling to Improve Latest Models”
There is a whole slew of “Be honest” memes you could make based on the AI industry but the most salient one would be about none of this “AI” being “AI”. And it turns out you can only squeeze the large language model stone so much before you notice all the blood you’re getting is coming out of your hands, not the stone.
Leading artificial intelligence companies including OpenAI, Google, and Anthropic are facing “diminishing returns” from their costly efforts to build newer AI models…
Try throwing some more money at it, see if that works.
“The AGI bubble is bursting a little bit,” said Margaret Mitchell, chief ethics scientist at AI startup Hugging Face
Still cannot get over that name.
Founder 1: “AI can be scary to people. What should we name our startup?”
Founder 2: “What if… hear me out… it implied we were smothering people?”
Founder 1: “I like where you’re going with this.”
Apple rolling out AI as the wheels are coming off isn’t exactly like Troy returning to the party with pizzas but it’s also not not like that.
[John Moltz is a Six Colors contributor. You can find him on Mastodon at Mastodon.social/@moltz and he sells items with references you might get on Cotton Bureau.]














