The thing is, mad genius Craig Hockenberry of The Iconfactory heard me. And the result, less than two months later, is this:
This holiday season we have a special gift for Mac users everywhere, especially ones with a new MacBook Pro and notch. We’re proud to announce the immediate availability of Notchmeister.
It’s true. Notchmeister will festoon your MacBook Pro’s notch with Christmas light, or a radar scanner, or a Cylon eye. Or it’ll make your Mac pointer throw off sparks or glow when it’s behind the notch. It’s silly, and fun, and reminds me of the old “desktop distraction” Underware for Classic Mac OS.