Surprise! Jason and Myke predict what will happen at next week’s Apple media event, in the form of an impromptu draft. There’s a lot of speculation about Apple silicon, but we’ve thrown in a few wacky picks just to keep things interesting. Also, Apple TV+ snags Jon Stewart, “Ted Lasso” is a word-of-mouth hit, and the Mac has its best quarter of sales in its 36-year history.