This Week in Apple: Putting his affairs in order

Just when Tim Cook is out, someone tries to pull him back in, the HomeView arrives, and Siri AI still needs work.

There are no bad ideas… except this one

Nvidia would like to inform you that you won’t have Jensen Huang to kick around anymore.

“Huang’s Resignation From Nvidia Reverberates Through A.I. Industry”

The company’s press release called this a “CEO transition” which is funny since it doesn’t have a replacement picked out yet because Huang didn’t like the idea of someone breathing down his neck (he just liked breathing down the necks of his female employees [rimshot]).

Not to worry! Someone no one asked already has Huang’s replacement picked out!

“President Trump calls on Tim Cook to be next NVIDIA CEO”

It only took him minutes to come up with the answer that is simultaneously the most obvious and also wrong. Bravo. Just wait until you hear his idea about feeding mayonnaise to tuna.…