This Week in Apple: Next time, say you have to stay home and wash your hair

Tim Cook enjoys a night out, Apple ships new AirTags, and other things happened.

The real “Triumph of the Will” was sitting through the whole movie

In his continuing audition for the role as poster child for a public campaign against tone deafness, Tim Cook attended the premier of a hagiography of the First Lady to hobnob with the president on the same day ICE agents murdered a protester in Minneapolis.

“Tim Cook attends VIP White House screening of ‘Melania’ documentary”

As if that wasn’t bad enough (it was), Cook took the time during the event to have his picture taken with director Brett Ratner, a man who has multiple sexual assault accusations against him from multiple women. It’s worth pointing out that as Cook posed for this photo, the App Store still hosts xAI, Grok and other apps that create non-consensual sexual material so… great look, Tim. Good job.…