This Week in Apple: The phial of Ivegladriel

This time the leaks are coming from outside Apple! Got a yacht? Jony Ive has the product for you. And Apple’s software has enough problems without the UK government messing it up.

Loose lips

Here’s a headline that Apple is sure to love.

“Here’s Every New Apple Product That Leaked Yesterday”

Thanks to a joint effort between Russian YouTube channels and… [checks notes]… the U.S. Federal Communications Commission (seriously, FCC?), several upcoming Apple products were all but confirmed this week. Despite Apple’s request for confidentiality, FCC documents pertaining to the wireless capabilities of a new MacBook Pro and Vision Pro were accidentally released to the public.

Oops. I guess Tim Cook is not up on his payments.

Meanwhile, Russian YouTubers uploaded purported unboxing videos for an M5-based iPad Pro.

While none of these leaks are particularly shocking, this is all definitely going to please Tim Cook like a pair of burlap undies.…