by Jason Snell
New member of the Golden Key Wizard Society
Failed Larry King replacement and phone-hack-adjacent creep Piers Morgan:
Let Apple open the damn back door, let the FBI know what's on the phone, then close it again.
This isn't difficult. https://t.co/RFebTmBtgc— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) February 26, 2016
Congratulations, Piers Morgan — you can join the tech geniuses on the Washington Post editorial board in the Golden Key society. They’re the ones who wrote: “With all their wizardry, perhaps Apple and Google could invent a kind of secure golden key they would retain and use only when a court has approved a search warrant.” (That’s not how cryptography works.)
But nothing is difficult when you believe in wizardry.