by Jason Snell

‘Zuckerberg to leave Harvard indefinitely’

Nice find by Harry McCracken – a 2005 Harvard Crimson article about Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg declaring he won’t ever return to Harvard.

Following in the footsteps of Microsoft tycoon and former Harvard student Bill Gates, Zuckerberg has chosen computers over campus life.

“I’m not coming back,” he said. Facebook.com spokesman Chris R. Hughes ’06 left open the possibility that Zuckerberg might return several years down the road….

“Hey Priscilla, do you want a job at the facebook?” Zuckerberg asked a passing friend.

“I’d love a job at facebook,” Priscilla Chan ’07 responded, offering him a Twizzler.

The story doesn’t note if Zuckerberg took the Twizzler, but he and Priscilla Chan got married in 2012.