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It’s a bit of a slow week, tech-wise, but never fear: we fill it with rumors about Apple buying Netflix, our frustrations with ads and modern journalism, and way, way too many jokes about the Oscars. Also, John tells us the story of a spider in his MacBook, Lex dismisses any chance of buying a Nintendo Switch, and we get a kinder, more understanding Dan. Briefly.